June 03, 2008

Things I Never Thought I'd Say...

"Clark! No! Worms are NOT for eating!"
He seriously tried to eat a worm today...I am NOT joking.

"Please stop licking the sidewalk..."


*Sigh*....cause I normally say this 50 times a day, "Come on, please stop drinking the puddle water!"
He likes to drink the puddles in the yard, like a dog lapping up water with his tongue. The worst part is Ty (the neighbor dog) will see him drinking, and come taste some of the water for himself...GAH! Boys are so gross.


"Clark Michael Bosko! WE DO NOT PLAY WITH DOG POOP!"

And one of my personal favorites, something I overheard Jason say once during bath-time...
"Stop trying to pull it off Clark, you are really gonna want to use that later."

11 comments:

Jenni said...

Oh my gosh, that last one was so freaking funny!!!!!

It's amazing to me what I've heard come out of my mouth since I started having kids too!

Briggs Family said...

I love it...

Wait until your kids say things you never want to hear. Like "Mom my hands where cold so I peed on them." In front of all your friends at a BBQ!

Briggs Family said...

I just thought of another one. "Mom I didn't eat my peach cup at school because it tasted like beer." The hole time I am wondering how she knows what beer taste like.

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Emma said...

I am first jealous that someone deleted something form your comments!! AWESOME!
And I love that Clark does all those things! Just wait til he teaches little Harry all the tricks!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! I love it.
I wrote a post almost identical to this back when Gavin was Tuna's age. Except it included things like "We don't eat stuff from the garbage" and "potty water is not for drinking"
I love that picture too, Tuna looks like such a trouble maker in it.

Sabrina and BJ said...

Well April you know my record of makeing boys switch teams.. I don't like boys either so we can always change that about Clark if he gets to gross.. But then again he is so freaking cute.. I really love that he is so boy... We really need more of that kind in this world..So I guess we should encourage all that we can!! By the way I love love Sawyer!!

Anonymous said...

I love that last one! It is great!!!

I don't remember any of the things I would say to the kids but I'm sure they are similar...it comes iwth the territory.

I love what they come up with though...

Like Adam to me while changing Carus when she was just a few months, "Her penis will grow in later." and after I stopped laughing that was fun to explain - man, I'm giggling now.

OH, couple days ago Adam announced at dinner, "I know what pokemon means." Us: "What?" Adam: "It is Japenese for pocket monster."

April said...

You are right Sabrina...I am so glad he is a boy too...I couldn't imagine it any other way.

Nat said...

You know I have to tell Elise that Kitty Food and puppy food are not for girl eatin'. It makes me wonder why they think everything they see is so tasty looking.

The Quaid's said...

Wait til you start potting training- "No honey you have to sit to poop!" And then the random literal interpretations- Me, "That's your forehead." Austin, "Well, where's my five head?" It's all so fun and even more funny!